“One Tesla Won’t Fix This!”

Angry Man: (clenching fists, face red with rage)
“The whole Tesla store is burning down… THIS IS A DISASTER!”

(Chubby older man steps in, smiling, holding out a set of car keys.)
Chubby Man: (calm and cheerful)
“Relax, my friend. Here, I bought you a brand-new Tesla!”

(Angry man looks at the keys, then back at the burning store, still furious.)
Angry Man: (gritting teeth)
“THE ENTIRE STORE IS ON FIRE, AND YOU THINK ONE CAR MAKES UP FOR IT?!”

Chubby Man:
“Well… it’s still a Tesla, right?”